What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 04:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

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So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why did Sumire's summoning Nue act strangely in response to Kawaki's karma?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

What was your experience when trying GHB?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors